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Frank the Frog Thoughts and adventures
November
Hello me dears.
I be here this month to catalogue the years disasters
by your Google fellow.
You may have lost your website, or seen its ratings plummet.
This be due in main part to
1. not conforming to w3 standards for html
especially the Iso and Doctype header statements.
2. Not conforming to, or adhering to validation
code tools available for clean html code
3. Reciprocal linkages suddenly becoming worthless
in comparison to their previous boost factor.
4. Duplicate pages on the same site.
5. Links to bad neighbourhoods, primarily sex, porn,
and heavy gambling sites. I got stung by this me Dears
when a bunch of them rascals put their urls in my guest book,
so to speak. I were down ranked for eleven month just
for failing to spot that one. Do a search of your website
using the string to be found within the files of http,
or also www. This will show up these utter scoundrels.
The boys have been sent abroad to deal with this.
The Boys.
By postcard, the boys told us be mention that.
They be large and poison like.
Cheerio me dears.
Frank.
A full list of Googles webmaster guidelines is below
www.google.com/webmasters/guidelines.html
Any emails to me should be sent to
frankthefrog@searchoptimizationengine.com
Remember, finance a frog this winter, or better still
the odd thousand, so they can afford warm lodgings.
That is your mission for November if you really care.
From Frank.
Free a stone frog near you today, just walk up to it and say
You are now free Stone Frog, hop it.
If we all do this daily we will free all the frogs by Christmas 2008.
And I know you will all try, so lets see you out there talking to frogs.
back to Frankworld
NB. Also available from Franks friend, Big John
Personalised Google Indexing for selected people.
We occassionally now index websites for search engines if we are not too busy
with the frogs and ferrits plus teddy bears.
If you need our help, and your website needs it too, email
john@seogurus.co.uk quoting Frank the Frog
that isnt a wind up, we do this professionally now and then.
Malcolm Pugh, October 9 2005.