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Frank the Frog Thoughts and adventures
March.
Hello me dearios.
Now I dont know about you all, but me,
well I just huddled down after Christmas and
kept warm. Most frogs use mud for this,
best of all bottom of ponds mud.
Not me. The Hilton at Stratford on Avon I
finds far superior to all that.
Much better room service too, and no newts.
I done bin thinking whilst I bin slumbering,
and I have come up with a cunning plot.
But first, in the absence of the Boys, Hilton Leeds,
I done wrote a poem to keep you all amused.
Napoleons Nation.
What Napoleon could not manage,
And Hitler failed as well, some dismal,
Has now quietly been creeping on us,
Until its now nearly cataclysmal,
Where all those mighty armies,
Failed to breach our stoutest walls,
Huge hypermarket aisles are rising,
And about to end it all.
For our nation of shopkeepers read,
A nation ordering from screens,
Or trundling along lazy like,
To out of town gross obscenes,
Waiting homebound like zombies,
Or lazy loading up their trolley,
With no thought of community,
With no concept of folly.
These outsiders and outsourcing,
Are strangling those we cherish,
Every penny spent a loss to them,
Another nail ensuring they will perish,
These grey robotic super deliverers,
Will soon reap the foolishness you sow,
And they wont wait till next week,
For a few bob you might owe,
They wont order something obscure,
They wont chat, advise or smile,
They are too busy counting your money,
They take off you all the while.
Spare a penny for the region,
Save a pound for your shops,
Keep visiting your high street,
Or else it all will stop,
And youll reap the anonymous,
You will visit ever vaster aisles,
And there will just be echoes,
Where once there were smiles.
I been helping the Ferrits on this, even if Dave
he be a bit, well, odd and violent.
He and the boys are now out of hibernation
and have saved Roys Toys and hobbies
of Birmingham.
We all done put them on Google and Msn.
Look them up by typing in
Hornby Town, or
Scalextric Town, and
Playmobil Town,
where that town could be any town at all in the UK.
You too could be put on Google and MSN by us.
Just Email
John@seogurus.co.uk
He, Dave and the boys will help you
fight back against the Tescos of this world.
Cheerio me dearios.
Frank.
Any frog emails to me should be sent to
frankthefrog@searchoptimizationengine.com
Remember, finance a frog this winter, or better still
the odd thousand, so they can afford warm lodgings.
That is your mission for November if you really care.
From Frank.
Free a stone frog near you today, just walk up to it and say
You are now free Stone Frog, hop it.
If we all do this daily we will free all the frogs by Christmas 2008.
And I know you will all try, so lets see you out there talking to frogs.
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