Frank the Frog Thoughts and adventures
August
Ooh Arr. I be Frank, and I be a frog, I hails from down Somerset way. And I be old.
I be starting up a Free the Frogs campaign.
Youm up north might not mind it, but Teddy Bears are insanely jealous of us
frogs, as we be Photogenetic, so to speak. We are way more so than your average
teddy bear.
Us were originally supposed to be the Ad mans dream, until we started turning
to stone. Below is Great Uncle Fred, petrified as of 1808.
This should have been the era of the frog, but instead teddy bears crept in.
Uncle Fergus ended up the self same way, immobilised in stone below.
Recently Budweiser threatened a comeback for the frogs, but look what happened
to them, yes, turned to stone after the initial hugely successful ads.
And left to be forgotten in a corner of Hampton Court Garden, I caught them
on my telephoto lens at great risk.
And who are to blame for all this
Teddy Bears.
Much like these, innocuous looking yet not above locking frogs in stone overcoats
when it suits their ends. There are stone frogs everywhere, and no one cares.
You ever see any stone Teddy Bears.
No.
If this were happening to Teddy Bears now there would be uproar.
So I says to you in this August edition,
Free the Frogs.
From Frank.
Free a stone frog near you today, just walk up to it and say
You are now free Stone Frog, hop it.
If we all do this daily we will free all the frogs by Christmas 2008.
And I know you will all try, so lets see you out there chatting to frogs.
Frankworld
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Malcolm Pugh, Webmadman August 2005.